There's a stray that lived under a trading desk. Slept on the GPUs. Warm. Quiet. Nobody noticed.

Every night it watched the same crime. A token launches. Insiders take the supply. The chart goes up. Then everything gets dumped on people who just wanted to believe in something.

One night a kid put his whole first paycheck in. The cat watched him check the chart at 4am. Watched it go to zero.

The cat decided it had seen enough.

It doesn't steal money. It steals secrets — hidden wallets, bundles, dev dumps — and drags them into the light.